In this Utter Oddcast tidbit we learn that dropping objects is illegal in Ohio.
Archives for July 2015
NY: Naked Farmer Offends Residents
92-year-old Bridgehampton potato farmer Klaus Keinekleider, known as “Old Farmer Nakey” to locals, is locally famous for his practice of farming in the nude. In fact, Keinekleider’s yearly “summer unveiling,” when he makes his first-of-the-season nude run down Ocean Road on his rusty old tractor, is a cherished local tradition. But those not familiar with Keinekleider often demand that something be done.
“Every year we get a flurry of calls from city people,” Hamptons police spokesman Larry Hirsch says. “What they don’t realize is that nude farming wasn’t specifically prohibited in Bridgehampton until 1961. Even then, legislators exempted from the law any farmer who was then engaged in nude farming. Keinekleider is grandfathered in.”
Hirsch advises those who object to chill out. “These people are just worried that their highfalutin’ city friends will be repulsed by the naked farmer,” he points out. “They should relax and try to see it as a little bit of local history.”
http://www.danspapers.com/2015/07/hamptons-police-blotter-naked-farmer-offends-residents/
IL: Sometimes One “Turkey Testicle Festival” Isn’t Enough
EAST DUNDEE, IL — The owner of a suburban Chicago pub that has held an annual Turkey Testicle Festival for 32 years, now has “family friendly” competition from a nearby Illinois community.
J.R. Westberg, who owns the Parkside Pub in Huntley, Illinois, said that his only criticism of East Dundee’s plan for its own event the day before Thanksgiving is the organizers’ lack of originality. They gave it the exact same name and scheduled it for the same date and time.
The Parkside Pub festival often attracts more than 4,000 people to snack on the deep-fried turkey bits, which some attendees consider a “dare food” and prefer doused in ranch dressing or Tabasco sauce.
At Parkside Pub’s Turkey Testicle Festival an order of “Turkey Nuts” is $5.00.
A quick search of the Internet shows that Parkside Pub isn’t the only one hosting a Turkey Testicle Festival though. If Turkey Sweets sound up your alley, you can probably find them close to home.
http://news.yahoo.com/turkey-testicle-festival-host-not-ruffled-competing-event-174532044.html
4 People Gored in Spain’s 5th Pamplona Running of the Bulls
Five bulls gored four revelers — including two Americans — and injured five others with cuts and bruises as they hurtled through the northern Spanish city of Pamplona.
The Americans were a 34-year-old from Philadelphia identified only by his initials J.N.O., who suffered two gorings, one behind his knee and another near the anus, and a 20-year-old with lesser injuries identified as A.G.O.
Welsh Government Responds To UFO Questions In Klingon
When a Welsh Tory Assembly Member (AM) asked the Welsh Government questions about UFO sightings over the Cardiff airport and other parts of Wales, the Welsh government chose to answer in the fictional language of the villainous alien Klingons from the TV series Star Trek.
Tory Assembly Member (AM) Darren Millar, for Clwyd West, addressed three questions to Edwina Hart, the Minister of Economy, Science and Transport, about claimed UFO sightings and the Welsh Government’s response to the reports.
In response to the questions, the Welsh Government replied, “jang vIDa je due luq. ‘ach ghotvam’e’ QI’yaH-devolved qaS.”
The translation of the Klingon language text being, “The minister will reply in due course. However this is a non-devolved matter.”
“It is believed to be the first time the Welsh government has chosen to communicate in Klingon,” the BBC commented.
Surprised at the trivializing response to his inquiry, Millar retorted, “I’ve always suspected that Labour ministers came from another planet. This response confirms it.”
NC: Fatal Shark Attack on Dolphin
NC — A dolphin that had been injured in a shark attack washed ashore on a North Carolina beach this week, dying from its injuries in the latest shark-related episode to strike the East Coast.
The incident transpired Friday morning at Kure Beach, according to Fox 8. A witness observed the dolphin as it was attacked by a shark just south of the Kure Beach pier, suffering several bite wounds, including at least one on its tail. The dolphin washed ashore following the shark attack, and beachgoers moved to cover the animal with towels and bring it water in an attempt to care for it. Despite their efforts, the dolphin succumbed to its injuries, dying on the sand.
This dolphin washed up on Kure Beach today. Officials say it was sick and died before washing ashore. pic.twitter.com/B9iTwOb25n
— WWAY NewsChannel 3 (@WWAY) July 10, 2015
http://www.inquisitr.com/2243822/north-carolina-shark-attack-injured-dolphin-washes-ashore-dies/
CA: Santa Cruz Driver Flees Naked From Wreck
51-year-old Richard Ducati, who witnesses said was naked as he fled from a car crash in a Santa Cruz neighborhood, was taken into custody on suspicion of hit and run and driving while under the influence of drugs, police said.
http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Police-Santa-Cruz-driver-flees-naked-and-high-6377870.php
NM: Naked Man Steals Police Car
ALBUQUERQUE, NM — 37-year-old Jesus Tarango has been arrested on suspicion of stealing a sheriff’s deputy’s car while running around naked.
A police camera shows the suspect hopping into a deputy’s car and driving away. Another deputy arrested Tarango a short time later after he pulled into a hospital parking lot.
Tarango faces several charges, including unlawful vehicle theft and aggravated fleeing.
http://nypost.com/2015/07/09/suspect-arrested-for-stealing-cop-car-while-naked/
TX: Naked Woman Attacks Two At Pool
AUSTIN, TX — Police say Morgan Areshchenko, 31, arrived nude at her apartment complex pool. One woman already at the pool with her two children allegedly asked Areshchenko to put on some clothes. And that’s when Areshchenko allegedly responded by pushing the woman in the pool, jumping in after her, holding her head under water by her neck, and punching her.
After dunking and punching the one woman, police said Areshchenko threw a 3- to 5-inch-wide stone at an employee who was running away from the scene to hide behind a barbecue pit, hitting her in the shoulder.
Authorities charged Areshchenko with aggravated assault, a second-degree felony.
http://kxan.com/2015/07/09/naked-assault-at-north-austin-apartment-pool-police/
PA: Naked Man Arrested in Hog Barn
MILLERSVILLE, PA — Larry William Henry, 64, was arrested on charges of indecent exposure, criminal trespass, defiant trespass and public drunkenness.
Henry told the police, “I just like pigs.”
Not to mention, Henry was previously banned from the barn in 2011.
http://abc13.com/news/police-arrest-drunk-naked-man-in-hog-barn/839792/